Translator: Dj2203
Editor: Dj2203
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The first live broadcast lasted 20 minutes. Seeing that it was almost time for Shen Yu to get off work, he hurriedly closed the platform, cleaned up all the browsing traces, packed the camera and returned it to its original position, pretending that nothing had happened.
Shen Yu came back a little late today. When the door opened, Xu Maomao was already starving, staring at the door expectantly. The one who entered the house first was a brown teddy bear doll half a person’s height.
Shen Yu carried it into the door, saw the cat squatting at the door, and bent down very affectionately: “Have you been waiting long? I brought you a present tonight.”
Meow!? Gifts too! What gift? Could it be the doll in his hand?
Shen Yu put that naive teddy bear on the sofa, and kept adjusting its position, and finally the teddy bear’s head was aligned with the direction of the nest.
Um? God what are you doing? Buying a fake doll for my company?
“Oscar, come here.” Shen Yu waved.
Xu Maomao walked over with a catwalk, and Shen Yu took out a circle from the bag. The circle was very strange, it was the shape of a slender tuna biting its tail.
Shen Yu held him down slightly, carefully and quickly put the fish around its neck.
“This is a positioning collar. If you accidentally get lost in the future, I can find you back.” Shen Yu said softly, with a tone of promise in his voice, which seemed to be mixed with self-blame.
It turned out that the gift was a collar… This, this is a bit heavy!
Xu Maomao, whose brain hole had been twisted to the point because of various training and playing, drove the car in his mind, and unconsciously lowered his head and licked the “fish head” that was just facing his chin.
Shen Yu smiled lightly to stop him from licking the collar. “Okay, let me cook for you, don’t eat fake fish.”
[Gained the love value from Shen Yu +100]
Meow, what am I doing! Male God, don’t get me wrong, I’m really not attracted to it!
Xu Maomao turned his head away in annoyance, pawed his neck with his paws, and then raised his head handsomely, showing with actions that he would not act cute in such a stupid way. He was now a god who could even live broadcast on the Internet to sell his wisdom!
After dinner, Shen Yu combed him for a long time, combing him like a beautiful cat prince, Xu Maomao was a little nervous, for fear that he might have come up with another bad idea of taking him on a blind date again, but Shen Yu just took care of him. After cleaning him up, he held the teddy bear in front of him and let him sit with the teddy bear facing each other.
That teddy bear was very tall, in Xu Maomao’s vision, he could only see its fluffy stalwart body from the bottom up, it was not cute at all, okay?
“Be good, don’t move.” Shen Yu caressed him, picked up the phone and pointed at him and the teddy bear, as if taking pictures.
Xu Maomao sat upright and still for a few seconds so that he could take a picture of himself, while sneaking a look at it from the corner of his eye.
The corners of Shen Yu’s mouth curled up slightly, as if very satisfied.
“Okay, I’ll put it here.” Shen Yu patted the teddy, “Don’t scratch it, you know?”
“Meow.” Hmph, I don’t like plush toys.
Xu Maomao jumped off the sofa and pointed his butt at it, showing that he had no interest in teddy bears.
He didn’t notice that the teddy bear’s two mung bean-sized eyes rolled, and there were two faint red lights that were fleeting.
——That’s right, this teddy bear doll was the result of Shen Yu leaving work early and going to the Digital City to sweep it. After telling the clerk that he wanted to monitor his pet at home, the clerk put the camera he picked into the teddy bear.
“Please rest assured that our products are absolutely concealed and durable, ensuring that every move of your pet will be monitored in real time. You only need to swipe your phone to rotate the lens. Of course, the night mode is absolutely no problem, it is also waterproof and fireproof…”
Shen Yu, who lowered his head, swiped and tested the performance of the mobile phone, thought to himself, it’s really good.
The naive Xu Maomao was ignorant, and still dragged the camera out of the study every day after Shen Yu left home and put it on the small coffee table to live broadcast his daily wisdom.
At the beginning, he didn’t know what the live broadcast could do. After all, he was only a cat. Unlike other live broadcasts where the owner participated, he could only add scenes to himself.
There were many ways to show your intelligence, such as writing and drawing. Xu Maomao was worried that it would be too ostentatious and weird, so he chose to read books in a low-key way, but the audience seemed not very interested in a cat flipping books. They left messages shouting on the floating board:
[The anchor, I want to see your water dispenser, can you move it closer]
[Yes, I have been undecided whether to buy it, and I want to see how it works]
[Can it be in your home? Should he live broadcast while the master is drinking water]
[Why doesn’t the anchor speak?]
Xu Maomao: …
“Meow.”
Do you understand what I said? Humph, stupid!
[Haha, only the cat is meowing, so there is no anchor in this studio, right?]
[After the upstairs said this, it seems that no one has ever appeared, maybe it really started it by itself]
[Maybe the cat master is the anchor]
Xu Maomao: You guys are telling the truth!
[Alas! So scary!]
[No, it’s so cute~~ The cat anchor is big, we want to see you go to that expensive water dispenser to drink water~~]
[Haha, the upstairs is mentally retarded, how can the cat understand]
With a flick of his whiskers, Xu Maomao ran towards the water dispenser angrily. How dare you look down on me? Let you meet the smartest cat in the world!
In order for the idiot who suspected he was mentally handicapped to see clearly, he specially adjusted the angle of the camera so that it could be better aimed at the water dispenser, then he released a domineering look of “I’m watching” towards the screen, leaned in front of the water dispenser and bowed down nodding his head, as he drank the water calmly.
After all, it was a rich water dispenser, so the filtered water tasted very pure and natural, it still tasted sweet, and he liked to drink it.
After taking a few sips of drink, he raised his head to look at the camera, and gave a vigorous “meow”, with a smug little expression that seemed to show contempt.
This move directly exploded in the live broadcast room.
[Damn it, it really can drink water!!!]
[Ahhh, look at its arrogant expression! It makes me bloody!]
[Can it understand our request?]
[Those who said it was mentally retarded just now stand up!]
[…Okay, I was slapped in the face, oh ow ow ow]
[This water dispenser works well, it drank a lot, it seems that I have to get one for my cat master, oh, my purse QAQ]
[Awow, watching it sweep its tail while drinking water, I’m so cute, I really want to catch it]
[Want to catch +1]
[Can you control your evil hands upstairs, please?]
[Ah, I don’t care, I’ll grab the pillow!! Itchy hands]
[My nose is itchy and I need a mouthful of cat breath]
….
[Gained the love value +1 from the ‘fish demon’]
[Gained the love value +2 from the ‘meow meow meow’]
[Gained the love value +1 from the ‘pincy’]
Xu Maomao heard the surge of notifications with satisfaction, and then raised his head proudly and wiped his mouth gracefully with his front paws, returned to the computer screen, and struggled to read the netizens’ comments with his paws and mouse.
[The cat anchor is big? Why is it gone?]
[Can you show us more live broadcast?]
Xu Maomao curled his lips, how can I let you gangsters do whatever you want? Do you know what is meant by enough is enough?
He was well versed in the principle of finishing at the right time and was worried that too much content in one live broadcast would make netizens lose their curiosity, so he decisively closed the live broadcast room, then dragged the camera back to the study room, and cleaned up all traces in the computer.
He intended to only meet one or two requests from the netizen goblins a day, so Xu Maomao’s schedule was over for today.
The live broadcast was very tiring. After confirming that everything in the study was back to its original position, he collapsed next to the teddy bear, squinted his eyes beautifully, and fell asleep amid the pleasant sound effects of increasing likes.
And Shen Yu, who had just completed the mobilization for the opening of the pet shop, took a break from his busy schedule, and witnessed the entire live broadcast process: “…”
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