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Kang Lai Yin knew what he was thinking at a glance and said helplessly: “I won’t buy more.” Then he said again, “Think about it, what do you need.”
Kang Xing Luo found the guarantee of not buying more dubious and didn’t dare to speak, but thinking about it carefully, he really wanted something, “Books, I want a few books.”
Xing Luo liked reading. Kang Lai Yin had known this for a long time, the secretary was not there, so he said lightly: “I’ll buy it for you. Are ten books enough?”
Kang Xing Luo said, “The quantity, it doesn’t matter, I want books by a certain author.”
Kang Lai Yin said: “Tell me.”
Kang Xing Luo: “Handsome, his pen name is Handsome.”
Kang Lai Yin: “……”
Kang Lai Yin: “……”
Kang Lai Yin: “……”
Kang Lai Yin silently stood up and said: “Won’t buy it.”
Kang Xing Luo: “…”
Of course, not buying was a joke. Looking at Xing Luo’s expression, he should only know the pen name, and he must not be aware about Handsome’s true identity, otherwise it would definitely not be this reaction. Thinking of this, he could only bear with it for the time being.
Leaving Xing Luo to Li Hongming for the time being, Kang Lai Yin walked as if he was going on a journey to seek revenge but was actually just going to buy books.
Looking at the tall silhouette of Lai Yin, Li Hongming came up and said: “How did you like being overwhelmed by money?”
Kang Xing Luo felt both helpless and funny. He joked: “Old Li, aren’t you also drowning in money?”
Li Hongming shook his head frantically, “Where? It’s totally incomparable. I would also like to pretend, but Godfather is too rich; ordinary people can’t even pretend to be him. Okay?”
Kang Xing Luo smiled lightly. They laughed together for a while, then stopped, he then asked Li Hongming: “How to do it?”
There was no head or tail to his words, it seemed strange, but Li Hongming suddenly understood it, so he comforted him and said: “Don’t worry, don’t have a psychological burden, it’s important to take good care of your body first.”
How could Kang Xing Luo not understand the truth, but he was really flattered by Xiao Shizi’s care.
In short, Xiao Shizi was being good to him, but he must not take this kind of goodness for granted. After his body improved, he needed to find something to do.
Kang Xing Luo had something in his heart, and Li Hongming also had something in his heart. The two got together and Li Hongming wailed: “I don’t know what I should do now…”
This issue had been shelved for a long time, and Kang Xing Luo had never discussed it with him. “You, do you want to go home?” Li Hongming hissed and rolled his eyes.
“Do I have the courage? If I go back under this situation and tell the truth, my dad will break my leg, and the old man will still clap and applaud!”
Li Hongming sighed and walked forward at a loss, “When I think about it now, I don’t seem to be able to do anything.”
Kang Xing Luo, “Why, you can.”
Li Hongming was moved: “Doofus…”
Kang Xing Luo: “You can still spend money.”
Li Hongming: “…”
It was inconvenient to make more jokes. So, Li Hongming asked, “Weren’t you looking for a job before you disappeared?”
Kang Xing Luo said, “Yes.”
“Had you found one?”
Kang Xing Luo paused, “No.”
Li Hongming curiously said: “Your grades were so good; you still didn’t find a job after all?”
Kang Xing Luo said, “At home, there are cats, so I couldn’t go too far.”
Li Hongming expressed his admiration. Doofus’s sense of responsibility had deeply impressed him since college, and after thinking about it, he found that the trajectories of his and Doofus’ life did not overlap at all. As soon as Doofus graduated, he started looking for jobs, but his life was still eating, drinking and having fun.
Thinking deeply about it, this question was really hard to answer. Li Hongming said: “In fact, if you can’t stay, wait for your health to get better, and try to find a job.”
Although it seemed that Godfather might not agree with it.
Kang Xing Luo said, “I have this idea too.”
However, it was difficult to get a job after being separated from society for two years. When they were in college, their major was communication. The speed of this industry had always developed at a rapid pace.
Li Hongming asked: “Doofus, what are your specialties?”
Kang Xing Luo thought hard, and said, “I know how to raise cats.”
Li Hongming: “…”
Li Hongming: “I asked about your specialties! I didn’t ask about your hobbies! Any unique skills, do you understand?”
Kang Xing Luo thought again and carefully said: “I think, I can shovel shit well …”
Li Hongming: “…” Young Master Li couldn’t help but want to hit someone.
Li Hongming was so angry with his dear Doofus that he wanted to laugh. When the laugh came out, he stopped being angry. He laughed: “You still want to shovel shit. Now cats are sitting on the toilet by themselves. They are more particular than people, hey, don’t talk about specialty, what would you do?”
Kang Xing Luo asked, “Do you have one?”
Li Hongming said, “To be honest, no.”
Kang Xing Luo said, “Then I, should be fine, yes, I want to open a store of my own.”
Li Hongming had never heard Kang Xing Luo talk about it. “Why did you never tell me?”
Kang Xing Luo said: “Because it was impossible to achieve.”
Li Hongming gave a flat nod, indeed, unlike himself, Kang Xing Luo’s life was different. Previously, relying on Doofus’s own efforts, he didn’t know how many years and months he would have had to wait just to pool the start-up funds to open the store…
But now, thinking of the national godfather wrapped around his finger, Li Hongming suddenly smiled and said cheerfully: “You can try to open it now. The Godfather will definitely help you. If you feel uncomfortable taking his help, you can wait for the store to open and pay him back slowly… I happen to be free, so I can also join in…”
When talking about this idea, the future seemed wide open. Li Hongming was now actually a little eager to try, “Hey, what kind of store do you want to open.”
Kang Xing Luo said in a daze, “I want to open a cafe. There will be many cats in the shop, people can come read books, tease cats, and then I, could make…coffee.”
Li Hongming said: “What kind of coffee?”
Kang Xing Luo: “Cat shit coffee.”
Li Hongming: “…”
Li Hongming was speechless for a long time. His enthusiasm just dissipated, he said helplessly: “Doofus, do you think after the evolution of cats, they like to eat their own shit?”
Kang Xing Luo: ” …”
Li Hongming: “After canine evolution, would they like cat shit?”
Kang Xing Luo:” …… “
Li Hongming: “Can humans drink cat shit safely when they might have a cat as his colleague?”
Kang Xing Luo:” …”
It made sense.
Li Hongming felt depressed in his heart. Suddenly there was no motivation. On the contrary, Kang Xing Luo looked solemn and racked his brains to continue thinking. After a long time, Kang Xing Luo said, “I think I got it.”
Li Hongming lazily said: “What?”
Kang Xing Luo: “My specialty.”
Li Hongming continued lazily, “What shoveling shit??”
Kang Xing Luo denied and said: “No, I will make cat food and cat snacks “
After thinking about the cooking level that Doofus showed during his college years, he couldn’t get up any energy. He had eaten his cooking more than once or twice. To be honest, Doofus’s cooking was not unpalatable, but it was not too good.
Kang Xing Luo explained anxiously: “No, I will make cat food, it should still be good, my cats loved it…”
Li Hongming said in a daze: “Oh…Yes.”
Li Hongming paused.
Kang Xing Luo thought he had regained interest and was about to elaborate, but Li Hongming pulled his voice and said, “Why is Godfather not coming back?”
Kang Xing Luo: “…” Emmmm…
The Kang Lai Yin mentioned by Li Hongming was buying books in the bookstore upstairs. The clerk was very enthusiastic when serving him. He looked at him tentatively and asked: “Hello, can I get an autograph?”
Kang Lai Yin quickly signed for him, but he was not in a happy mood.
He had nothing else to do, just thinking that he was going to find a book written by Da Hei was enough for a brief burst of chest tightness and shortness of breath to occur in him.
The clerk enthusiastically said: “May I ask what book you want to buy, I can help you if you don’t dislike it.”
This is hurting my heart, but Kang Lai Yin said instead: “Bring me some books written by Handsome.”
When he heard the pen name Handsome, the clerk immediately revealed an expression of joy, “Are you also fan of Handsome? Me too! God, his work is so good!”
Kang Lai Yin: “…”
Kang Lai Yin seemed to have been stabbed, and the clerk saw that he did not want to chat as he did not say much. He quickly went to the shelf to fetch the books. He walked back and forth three times in a short while and got more than ten books in total.
Kang Lai Yin: “So many?”
The clerk said happily: “Yes, Handsome is very productive! These are not complete. If you want a full set, I can order it for you.”
Kang Lai Yin: “…”
No! Don’t order!
Kang Lai Yin settled the bill in a dull voice, held the dozen books in his hand, but the weight was very light for a second-order evolutionary species. Kang Lai Yin turned his head and left, after two steps, he suddenly turned his head and said with a weird expression: “The books are really so good?”
The clerk looked at him strangely, but he still replied: “Yes.”
Kang Lai Yin’s face dulled, and he stopped talking. After a long pause, he said, “Is there any writer that rivals him? Find me some of his books.”
The clerk was stunned, and said: “I think, there shouldn’t be anyone who can match Handsome now. Handsome has already been at the top since a few days ago.”
Kang Lai Yin: “…”
Kang Lai Yin: “There should be works that sell like him!”
The clerk thought, “Well, there is “Three Hundred Tang Poems”.
Kang Lai Yin said: “Wrap it for me!”
The clerk: ” …”
T/N: This chapter was roll on the floor laughing funny…
KXL gives another meaning to shit shoveling minister and cat shit coffee… where the fuck did he get the idea… he’s actually cat obsessed
KLY being depressed and striving for praise just made him so much cuter…
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